History of the word FUCK!

The Word FUCK, The most sweetest and beautiful word in English language has many origins. It is believed to be derived from the German word called FRICHEN meaning To Strike. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from. So it could also be English! This also shows that the Word FUCK is truly a word that brings about unity admit diversity and Race.

I always heard that "F.U.C.K." originated in the 1800's in London, when they used to charge prostitutes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". So officer got sick and tired of writing those, um, lessee, 26 characters, not including spaces, so it got abbreviated FUCK and stuck. There are Many word that begin with the word F in the English language. But the word FUCK is one only word that is called the 'F' Word! Perhaps the word FUCK is the most interesting word in the English language. Fuck doesn't Necessarily mean sexuality. It can be used any where and everywhere in the English language. Noun, Pronoun, Adjective, Adverb.Transitive Verb, In-Transitive verb etc.. It's used to express Joy, pain, pleasure,hate, love, irritation. You name it you can use it in any damn Fucking sentence. Because the word F.U.C.K is fucking too good to resist.Let me tell you friends, the word is Global now. Its no longer outsourced! its used equally well everywhere ;)

Usage of the word FUCK. Its the One Magical word! As a transitive verb "John, fucked Shirley". As a intransitive verb "Shirley fucked". As an adverb " She Fucking talks too much" As and Adjective " John does all the fucking work". As an Adverb enhancing an Adjective "She's Fucking Beautiful" Or simply as a word "Absolute fuckinglutly, or fucking credible". Aggression "Don't Fuck with me buddy!". Inquiry " Who the Fuck is that". Dissatisfaction "I don't Fucking like what you are doing". It can mean anything from pain, pleasure or love.How can one feel offended when one uses such a word which has a multipurpose application.Say this unique word loudly and proudly . "FUCK YOU!"

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Prison Break Addiction

Hey There, I know you guys will know enough about Prison Break the Action Packed serial. This serial has become like an Alcohol Addiction ! Damn it It all started with Isaac, My Old college buddy sharing this info with me. I was also watching this television series, 24. However , i decided to start Prison Break... That's It! End Of Story Man.. I am a victim now. I don't regret it for sure. This keeps me entertained after all the shitty work that i do in the Office.

Season 1 i should say is my Favorite, Next would be Season 4. Damn , The Direction , screenplay, and the Characters are amazing! To start off Micheal Scofield. A Structural Engineer From Illinois. Scofield, breaks out his elder brother Lincoln Burrows from prison for a crime/murder that Lincoln dint commit. I just completed season 1 and started the discussion with my colleague Narma. He seemed excited and thrilled. The irony is that, Narma has a friend by name Gopal. He Got the entire collection from him, started watching and completed the entire 4 seasons before me! damn it! He was really crazy and fast. After all this we discuss the story with Sravan another colleague of mine. The interesting/ flip side of the story is Sravan is an addict now. He watches Prison break even at office! We are in fact on the hunt to addict more people ;) Its something like a religion conversion mission. A bunch of psycho paths ha ha ha...

Ok. Let me get back to the story. DB Cooper, A old guy who reveals a secret about a $5 Million Name's Charles, is a classic. Just like Morgan Freeman in Shawshanks Redemption. Unfortunately he doesn't make it there. Man i love this Character T Bag. He's one hell of a Son of a B**** . I mean the way hes got into the character simply amazes me! Sucre a portaerican ass is always scary as a bumble bee. I mean he's scared most of the times. Scofield shields him all the time. I'd put it this way hes like scofields best buddy. When they get out of prison and try to leave to Mexico, this FBI Agent named Alex Mahone comes in the game! Damn this guy is a character! There's a Dialogue spoken by Mahone "I ve arrested rapists, murderers, and Ex- Millitary. But a Structural Engineer from Illinois got to me " you know why ? "He Stopped Running". The reason why i am an addict to this serial is simply because of the punchlines and dialogues delivered.

Oh i forgot there's a babe in the serial her name's Gretchen ( Real name Jodi Lyn O'Keef ). She's simply outstanding . B^2 i'd say Bitchy and Beautiful. hoof she is a babe . Believe it or not , she's got some amazing attacking and fighting skills. Oh Oh there's Another babe, Sara Tancrady Micheal Scofield's Love ;) They Fell in love in a prison that was hilarious ! ooooh hooooo hooooo. Any way let me get back to the addiction part. Last but not the least i simply like the way the get to Scylla. Oh yeah i forgot to explain what Scylla is and who's behind it. Yeah there is a group called " The COMPANY. Who are behind the entire setup of Lincoln Burrows reaching "Fox River" The Deadly prison. All the company has done till date is recoded in a project/ 6 different chips called Scylla. Damn you should see season 4. The way these guys get to Scylla is simply superb! I d end this blog for now by saying Prison Break is a must watch. I we could addict at least 15/30 ppl in team you can imagine!

Recent Addicts to this Serial::

Bhabani Shanker Pradhan

Pratap Unnava

Rishi Raj Shrivastava. The List goes on...

One Day At Metalink!

This Article will remain close to my heart, as i enter the dream company of my life. For that matter any Oracle DBA would want to. I will talk about how a day is spent in Oracle Support (Metalink) as its otherwise called. The day begins at 7.00 Am in India. Throughout this article/blog you will enjoy all funny things that happen inside this office! Metalink is a place like a call center, not exactly a call center but a product support center.Customers of ORACLE log service request's via metalink an online portal. You must be knowing http://metalink.com is the wesite. The above screen that you see is the one the one that customer's( the ones who sign our paycheques) use to do all activities with no other options left! Ha Ha Ha...

Well, It all begins like this... At 7.00 Am IST (Indian Stretched Time )the Office begin people are all set to come in at the stretched time 8.00 or 8.30 AM it includes me ;) Before our shift is the OZ ki Teezi shift. U know what i mean mate;) These guys are extremely mean. They always wanna wait for escalations etc.. Engineer not @ Desk. Called engineer, no response in chat blah blah blah... What Next? Arey Sev 1 Yaar... You know what that mean's God Just gifted you with a baby boy! No i m kidding guys. Severity 1 SR in your Q. Call's to Someone on the other side of the globe. Gaalis from a person whom u've never met, and gyan from your manager for no mistakes of yours. on top of it u have some piece of s***called fatmatrix. Ladda mileaga was the dialogue used by one of my neighbours(Also called Baavle) Trust me i don't know what that means. Chalo guys kaa pee ke aathe hai says another neighbour of mine. This guy's second name is Government!ya can u beat that! Hey i ll come in 5 minutes yaar sev1 aagya is the usaual statement that i utter in mild tone.

Oye Caty chal, OB says promptly. Tu Chal mein aatha hoon. Dei Kelavi piya (Hey u old Ass). This time i m forced to go. Thale, ARE, The laughing machine(AS2) and I are the ones in the company. Eating Breakfast, bitching about the guy in the other part of the world, and about the so called people who manage us. While this is over thale says "Oru Game Podalam" (Let's play snook for a while). Aiyoo i have sev1 i sulk as usual. So everybody has sev1 AS2 has to say promptly .Customers can wait man was his usual statement.Back to work. Ah ! i forgot amidst all this drama there is person called CTC in every team( Bechara, Does social service and get's his A** F***** for no reason.) The saddest job one could ever get on Earth is not Begging trust me its CTC. Ok the day moves on slowly. Ping pongs here and there. People on the other side of the world scolding you on what we handle called Service Requests!

Thale comes into my cubicle, sir come lets go for a tender coconut break. Yeah lets go. Break time. Some more bitching and general talks. Thanks to the so called thing called tobacco. We could like talk for hours on it. It reminds me of the nursery rhyme "Some like it hot, some like it cold". Hot referring to ciggarate n cold referring to manikchand ha ha ha. We work for some more time. Lunch time time it is. We watch some television in the Cafeteria of course our dirty mouths has to open and pass comments on all good looking chics in the office. Oh yeah when i say chics i gert reminded of a frustrated soul in my group Ho is his pet name like i call him ;) Hes always gives guest appearance, but you never know what this guy is capable of. I wish i had a girlfriend like her cha! The usual male dialogues. I often wonder what the females would talk about? In between this time frame of working on SR's and breaks you would have fought with a million guys for millions of reasons. At the end of the day you feel was all those things required? like a normal human. But then the devil inside you says Oh Hell yeah you did the right thing by screwing him :) After all the world is not such a friendly place.

After so much of halla, hungama guys 3.30 time to packup lets go home.No its time to go to the club. Khel kood ke aathe hai someone utters. Few people spend hours in the Gym. Few in the pool room. They come back work. This thing goes on and on and on. Its never ending story. The day goes one like that, discussions, meetings, gaalis, gyan, comments, bitching, trainings.unplanned Absenses, Queue , Backlogs, ARE, CTC, improvement ares, satmatrix what not. Corporate world is complex. But Life at Metalink is a mix of complexions and computations! if your calculation turns out right you win, if not you might loose. I'd like to end this post by saying "Opinion is like an asshole
every one has one"!

DISCLAIMER:: Do Not assume that do not work at all! The most occasions we really slog our asses out. Trust me this job is no joke.

Testimony::
This note might be unrelated to my post. More of a Testimony. I created an account with blogspot 5-6 months ago. well i dint know what to write and when to write. As its rightly said " There's a time for everything". Inspired by my friends Suresh and Abhishek. I decided to shamelessly adapt thier idea of blogging. And Trust me its the best way one could express his idea's and thoughts. There is no Boss here, You are your own boss! whatever you wirte is correct . Right or wrong people accept it.

Hoo La La Wonder La!

It was one fine Sunday morning and our team decides to take a trip to wonder la Some 25 Kms away form the city. Indeed a wonderful place. Me and Satya decided to take the bike on the highway. My new Fz16 was rocking the road:) Before we enter wonder la we while away some time outside because, we were before time for a change;) To be honest i never been on such rides in my life, i'd rather say i never dared to. May be its a question of whom you are with. I had the best of the COMPANY i should say. 4 of us Carthik, Narmadhan, Pratap and Sravan Decided to hang on as a group.It was almost like India preparing a war on Pakistan. Here we go. We decided to take a locker put in all our stuffs in. Mobile phones switched off, away from the noisy city Ah i felt what an amazing feeling.


The COMPANY starts of, we start with this RIDE called Drop Zone! Trust me man. I had my B**** in my mouth. Holy crap, all i did was close my eyes and the rest was history. First time on such a roller coaster ride, next is what was the question Sravan asks promptly. Mixer Says Pratap, Mixer it is. Mixer was a lot better, turns you upside down, truns you towards your side.For a change i open my eyes, ah after all its not that scary. Yeppie scobiee doobie doooo i felt. I felt as if i can fight death now ha ha ! Cool Now its time for something really scarier says Sravan. Maverick was the answer. Jesus, trust me on this and i am not making this up. It was scary as hell I almost felt hey, did i drop my body parts during the ride ;) We decided to take a break and go for the water rides.I felt a lot relaxed. We Hit this small car kind of thing that splashes into the water. We enjoyed this the most! y? We met a few good looking chics. Then we decided to hit the pool.



The water games were extreme fun. I loved it the most. After spending some time in the pool, we decided to go for this ride called "Water Pendulum" This is a unique water slide where riders move up and down like a pendulum in a wide U shaped slide before coming to a halt. One thing was common in all the water rides, the Dude Narma was shit scared and we would laugh our asses out :) while we were busy enjoying the rides, we suddenly realize that our tummy's are hungry. Time for some food... Okie we meet up with the team ,had food. Trust me the best ride after food is "Lazy River". We had fun here, we had few other folks like Omar Joining us here. To put it in simple terms , we were given one day of pure fun. The scariest of the water rides was "The Vertical Fall". Who ever invented this is Brilliant. It's a slide where you would be sliding from a height of a 60 storied building at a speed of 40-50 Kmph. By the time you realize splash! you are in the waters ;) I throw a dare at Narma , dude come one do it, he wouldn't. Even if the girls are ready to go in this ride. Ha Ha...


Time for Dry rides again. We dress up, Pratp n Sravan hit this Ride Hurricane. Damn i said i wouldn't go. The next ride was even horrible its called Insanity It was really Insane. Pratap n Sravan would do this ride twice. Damn! i wanna be in it i said. I pull Narma into this. Trust me it was Mind blowing! The only thing that i could hear when i sat on this ride was Narma screaming Aiyooo Amaaa... he he Cos this ride would turn you up and down in 8 different angles. For a change it was nice to see the flip side of the world beating Newton's Law of Gravity! Things are almost done. Time to pack up this was the saddest part. And one Day in wonder la is definitely not enough. Again Me and Satya took the Mysore road on my cool new bike. Hit the nice road. The bike was zooming and we had fun even on the return trip. And after all this we get back to business.