Masked!

Ever Since this Deadly H1N1 Virus was off from Mexico, Its become a nightmare here in Bangalore the IT Capital of India. 17 Deaths of the Billion Population now! and people are already Panicking! yes why wouldn't they in country like India anything is possible. specially Bangalore is a too much hyped up! I could see people in the streets, educated, uneducated Auto wala , Rikskaw wala. Pan wala , Medical Shops .. Every 1 Wearing masks! I went to the medical they mentioned sorry sir we are out of stock! I felt like i was in a alien land . People were masked! The question that was running through my mind was should i be masked as well? Pls see the picture to find out the answer for yourself. Yes I was masked!

Carthik The Oracle DBA or The Standup Star!

My Career was always a dileama . I really dint know what be in life! Here i am sitting at Oracle Corporation the leading enterprise software company as a slave to computers. I really don't know whether its by choice or force. As humas we'd want to do N things in life. But how many are we efficiently able to do is a question mark!

I started off this post with all enthusiasm but, it took me over a month to get back and start writing this post. Well, to tell you more... I have had this unique talent of creating small jokes in a jiffy. My colleagues always suggested that i was in the wrong place doing the wrong thing in life. I should Rather be a stand up star. Someone like Russell Peter's , Sugar Samy, Chris Rock etc etc... I always felt good. Not one or 2 millions of them suggested me a career move. But Kya kare... Like the Old Hindi Saying Goes "Papi Peth Ka Sawaal Hai" Meaning All for a smooth living i cant quit my job. I was so much into stand up comedy that i went on to research for Stand up schools in London. Well the research ended there.

But then this spirit is rekindled in me now because , i have a Innovative manager now who's popularly known as Jigs you could otherwise call him Mr Hillary. You know Hes one of the Kind. If you ever want your kids to give an example of how Mr Edmond Hillary or Tensing Norgay look and behave like you could always quote him! You could probably video tape one of his speech's. When i think of all i do and want be in life. YES the answer lies in or rather my heart tells me that i m More Of a Stand up Star than a self sucking Software Engineer. The feeling of making 10 ppl laugh is simply amazing! They want more stuff from you. Your only motto in life is to find stereotypes in life. Quote them and they'll laugh! Mind you ! you get paid quick bucks for it!

So for now i m stuck to "Papi Peth Ka Sawaal Hai" leading a dogie style life. Making some one richer and richer shattering my dreams. One Day i m sure i ll be on my own as a Stand up Star! I can only imagine my Guru Russell Peter's Quote! If i Go to America and get White Women Then I am ahead of the Game!

Cheers,
Carthik

Bangalore To Chennai A Sucker Of A Journey!

Again Its been a while that i did my favorite thing yeah, Blogging it is. Yes my friends, i m back again sitting at home, fed up with the kind of work i do. Writing this blog, hoping this relieves all the pressure that go through. I was traveling to Chennai from Bangalore city on the 17th Of July 2009. My destination was home! The Rail boxes were kinda empty. I was hoping that i could relax, sleep like a log and then read some magazines on the way to chennai. Stations's Passed by... I was again fooled by the Indian population , crowd started coming in. I was getting restless and irritated as usual. I believe we reached KR Puram Junction. Where a 3 yr old kid Malawika gave a guest appearance along with her parents. Time went on slowly.... Mind you it was a 6 hr journey. In the next station 2 huge a double rhino sized aunty's entered the compartment. My Luck was so bad, they sat next to me! The last thing that i could remember after they sat next to me was "I was their piece of Meat" I dint get enough space to sit in my seat. They would buy some shit smelling flowers, start tying them on a thin rope, Aewh! It was awful! I never had such a horrific experience in a train journey! while my train Journey had already become a sucker of a journey! I decided to take a U turn...

Here's what the U turn is. Malawika the Kid who was sitting bang opposite to me, I started to converse with her, asking few things about her name school.. best friends etc.. it was when i had traveled 4 hrs and i had 2 hours in my bag. The conversation became interesting, The kid started liking me and she looked at my guitar and asked what it was. I explained her and she wanted to play the guitar! WOW... I thought her how to play a D chord :) The kid would ask me Uncle this is too big for me will i get a small guitar ;) Yeah u will i said... So the last 2 hours of my Journey was entertained! Wow wat a difference form a sucker of a Journey to a Pleasant memorable experience. I really felt refreshed and nice by the time i reached chennai. I narrated this whole incident to my family members and they had to laugh about it :) Finally when it was time to say god bye the kid tells me why don't u come with us to our place ;) Indeed it was this kid who changed my mood from a Sucker of a Journey to a memorable , pleasant , and fun filled one!

Cheers,
Carthik

Guhantara, The Road That was not taken!

Yet Another quarter of the year, Yet another Team outing. I am all excited about this trip. The website is fantastic. The description of the place is awesome! Pratheek is out outing co-coordinator. The Bangalore Weather is beautiful, we were asked to assemble at the office premises at 8.00 AM IST. As usual IST 8.00 AM =9.30 AM. We all started at 9.30 AM. Located at Kanakpura Road, Guhantera a road that was not taken often by people. Apart from the whether, the aroma of country soil, unpolluted air! It's really an amazing feeling. We Reached the pace by 10.30 AM. We'r all set to have some fun and be party animals for few hours.

Right when we entered the place, we saw this sand beach volley ball kinda set up. I was reminded of my school days. Volley ball is a fun game! We accepted the shitty welcome drink gratefully :) waited for a bunch of creeps to complete their game. We Started the game and we beat our opponents (few of our team mates at work place) to a humiliating 2-0 defeat. I should mention, that this game was fun filled. Each one of us were exhilarated. During the 3rd game we were interrupted by a bunch of another creeps. Thats alright. It was time to get high and have food. Sarkar, Narma, Mohan , pratheek , i and My manager were the group of drunken monkeys that day. We go high. The best part was pratheek getting high and puking in his plate. All through the time he was sloshed and his head wouldn't raise. After all the drinking , eating merry making session , was the time to hit the pool. We swam for a while like a group of whales. Ha Ha Ha.. Hilarious comment wasn't it?

Its time for the rain dance. We started to have fun, dancing like crazy people. The moment the music was on, we felt like pro dancers. Although, the only thing each one of us knew was to shake our legs, hips and asses. Mohan, a colleague of mine made new friends(i believe gay friend) ha ha .. when the rain dance was on. Here comes this part called "The Raise and the Fall" . For a moment, i was sky rocketed i was on top of the world. These 2guys mohan and his newly formed friend lifted me up in the air, i had a feeling of being a rock star. Kurt Cobain, MJ etc.. Lots of emotions running through my mind. The next minute all i could hear was a "Thud". I was put down. No major injuries. Still i managed to scratch my face. Thanks to the alcohol . I swear it saved me that day. Now after the fall, this nursery rhyme " Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... Humpty Dumpty had a great fall" Was running through my mind. Thus, "The Raise and the Fall". In the meanwhile, it was time for a Tea, biscuits, and other snacks. I had a tough time in managing Prateek, the organizer of the the trip. He was Drunk and could not walk by himself. We all wrapped up, time to say good bye and get back to work! For now it's Audios Amigos.... Guhantara, The Road that was not often taken was a pleasant visit.

Link to the site
http://www.guhantara.com/

Me Myself and My Hard Drive :)

In the recent Days i have developed this strange habit of misplacing my USB hard drive. Though it's not worth writing a blog for it. I conveniently felt i should go-ahead and write it. It was a fine monring, don't remember the dates. My colleage Suvendu sends me an sms . Buddy Pls bring your hard drive... I searched searched and searched. I felt my efforts are to go in vain. I reached office with despair. I remembered that i had given my hard drive to Sanoth one another colleague of mine. When i asked him about it his answer was negative. I was wondering and came home in the evening and started my searching attempt again. Thankfully i found the hard drive in my laptop bag.

Now i'll describe the second incident when i lost my hard drive. I mean, the presumed loss. I was asked for my hard drive on this occation by Sarkar my colleague. I mentioned that the hard drive was at my place and that he could drop me after work and pick up the hard disk. Well Sarkar drops me. I was searching again in vain... I serioulsy could not remember where on earth i misplaced my hard drive. WTF is happening i was completely lost. I tell sarkar that the drive should be at the office drawer, he leaves my place. Next day we search for it in my drawer could not find it! damn it! I go back to Santosh again asking for it. He says buddy you should probally write a blog on this . Here i am writing my story now. Next i call up vikash , Bhabani all my colleagues. The answer was negative again! I came home, sat down searched for the hard drive. I could not find it. I started to think in a relaxed mood. I realised that few days ago one of my friends wanted my Hard drive because he was about to format his system. The time i recollected this , i placed a call to him. He gave me an affirmative answer! Ah! i felt! All that mattered at the end of the day is i got something to write :) I am extrememly happy blogging once again! Cheers !!! This calls for a glass of Beer he he :) Any how , i will keep posting my future experiences on my assumed hard drive loss. I hope i dont loose it for real :)

Rain Rain Go Away Come Again Nother day!

Its another shameless month of No blogging for me. However, i choose to remain shamelessly lazy again. But my instincts tempt me to write more.. So i sat down decided to write about a rainy day which apparently happened to be my Birth day!

It was another glorious day. The 10th Of June 2009. It was my birthday . The day kicked off well. Birthday celebrations at office. Cake Cutting, Butt Kicking etc... Friends calling ... Known ppl unknown people It was a good feeling.

I was out with my friend, Having my dinner. The conversation went on and on and on. I was having my favorite Lasagna. It was 10.30 Pm. Me and Tan were wondering whether the rain god's Ass was ripped apart! Trust me in the name of god, it was raining cats and gods in the literal sense. We had no choice but to leave the restaurant, because the restaurant was starting to be flooded place. We were accompanied by a waiter in the restaurant with a huge umbrella. Thankfully we reached our car. The only intention of mine at that point in time was to reach home. Thanks to the Bangalore's drainage system. Most of the rain god's tears was left over on the roads. We could hardly see the roads. Cars were sunk literally in the flood. We were scrolling on the streets with this DESTINATION HOME! Slowly and Steadily we would escape one flooded road after the other. We Halted somewhere near HAL. Our intention was to give some breather of a time for the CAR. Poor guy wouldn't have been able to to take so much of pressure. He He.

Some how our instincts took us Home. All i could spell out , was a sigh of relief. But Thank God for such a wonderful day and such a beautiful experience. I will post few pictures of the rainy day ASAP.

I Would End This Post by saying " Rain Rain Go Away, Come Again Another Day!"

A Replica Austrailan Cricket Team(DBA Dashers!)

I know its been a long time since i've blogged! Again i shamelessely have some excuse or the other to come up with. Was busy with work, blah... blah... blah... Ok let me get to the intention behind this blog. We have something called the employee club at our work place. The employee club organized a Cricket tournoment, I was neither that excited about cricket tournoments nor am i a great cricket fan! well i still started practicing my bowling action, i got stuck with a muscle pull. Then, as the days went by, the de day arrived when we had to face our opponents! It was on a beautiful saturday morning 9th of May 2009. We hit the ground at J.P nagar. It was our turn to bowl. Snaps of the team were taken , we were all set with our team jersey's on. I'd rather say we were all flashy and well known as the defending CHAMPS!

As usual , our lucky captain Animesh lost the toss and we were put to field. Our bowling dint go that well, it was a 8 over match. Thanks to some poor bowling, we allowed the oponents to make 74 from 8 overs. Now it was our turn. All i could remember is my colleague's words. "The Game Is Not Over Till We Win" Sarkar and Omar our usual suspects, opened the batting for us. Bang Bang! Sarkar made 26 out of the first over. I felt ah! its gonna be a piece of cake! Next came omar he dealt with 6's as well. I even heard someone say send that ball to Kashmir Valley! So towards the end of the 5th over we were HOME! yeppie yeppie we WON!

Next we had to play with another team to be in the quarter finals! They were called some Raptors. Oh in the entire conversation i even forgot to metion our Team name we are called "DBA DASHERS". Again not to mention, we lost the toss. Our bowling was quiet descent this time. Still the Raptors Managed to make 76 in overs.Thanks to some misfields and extras! it was our turn now. Sarkar gave up this time with a caught and bowled by the bolwer in the very 1st over. We were all nervous. We had some ray of hope when Omar our star batsman dealt with 4's. Some poor fielding from the opotion saved the day! I heard someone in the ground hey, which team is this ? i've never heard of em before. One of thier team mates replied. Relax jackass, these guys are the defending CHAMPS for the past 2 years! That to me, was pure neglection to have your GK right! The match went on we were lucky enough to survive, we made it in the 7th over this time. The day ended Hurray! we were in the quater finals! It was rather a refreshing day and somthing different from the usual work. We were all delighted we felt like we were unbeaten. A replica Australian Cricket Team!

The Best of All these was our team mate Rushikesh getting his finger hurt for an uncaught catch which was really not a part of the match. Pratap our team mate takes a catch and throws up in the Air, Rushi the man who was excited tried to get it and in the process he broke his finger. Wola ! who can do that except for Rushi!

Acquire Hire and Fire!

Recession hits its peak. While i was lazing around at my work place, i.e. when i had tons of homemade food. I hit my colleague’s desk, just for a professional talk. He uttered a name silently. Ah i was wondering it could have been some argument between him and the other guy. He Said Buddy He's Fired! WHAT! I exclaimed! We were all gossip mongers or receivers through the day. Not only that they said they fired 8 of em. Unbelievable the support community was hit as well. On one side the company was acquiring various other TOP IT companies, hiring new people. Firing on the other hand? what on earth? I just don’t get the idea!

The day was extremely nervous, all that was running and still running through my mind is what if i were next? The Managers themselves dint know who would be next? whether they could be fired. Suddenly another colleague of mine tells me that the organization is planning for a 15 % downsize. It was a big question mark for me what have i become in life by choosing to be a SOFTWARE ENGINEER! That’s when i felt gone are those gaudy days when you were a software engineer people used to respect you. It is said that in this place called BANGALORE, you throw a stone it either its a DOG or a TECHIE. My mind quivered into Pythagoras theorem

DOG= TECHIE? It sounded true to me for a while. How cruel the so called corporate world could get? Lots of questions started flooding my mind. Unfortunately i dint have an answer to any one of them. I just decided to calm myself and start reading this novel “The Pianist". Patience is virtue they say. So i decided to stick to the old saying and will not bother bout this "ACQUIRE, HIRE AND FIRE” policy of some normal human being.

This confusing thought is still continues to JAM up my brains , refusing to eat drink and piss. This feeling is really bad and shitty. No one should go-through this feeling. I feel like a Psycho Jack ass. While i am sitting at office while i am writing this last paragraph. For the first time in life i feel i need a psychiatrist, a councilor, a sweet girl friend to talk to ? what not the feelings and EMOTIONS are running high. Now its time for me to get back to FREAKING WORK! If not it might be my ass on the firing line! Adios Amigos !

History of the word FUCK!

The Word FUCK, The most sweetest and beautiful word in English language has many origins. It is believed to be derived from the German word called FRICHEN meaning To Strike. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from. So it could also be English! This also shows that the Word FUCK is truly a word that brings about unity admit diversity and Race.

I always heard that "F.U.C.K." originated in the 1800's in London, when they used to charge prostitutes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". So officer got sick and tired of writing those, um, lessee, 26 characters, not including spaces, so it got abbreviated FUCK and stuck. There are Many word that begin with the word F in the English language. But the word FUCK is one only word that is called the 'F' Word! Perhaps the word FUCK is the most interesting word in the English language. Fuck doesn't Necessarily mean sexuality. It can be used any where and everywhere in the English language. Noun, Pronoun, Adjective, Adverb.Transitive Verb, In-Transitive verb etc.. It's used to express Joy, pain, pleasure,hate, love, irritation. You name it you can use it in any damn Fucking sentence. Because the word F.U.C.K is fucking too good to resist.Let me tell you friends, the word is Global now. Its no longer outsourced! its used equally well everywhere ;)

Usage of the word FUCK. Its the One Magical word! As a transitive verb "John, fucked Shirley". As a intransitive verb "Shirley fucked". As an adverb " She Fucking talks too much" As and Adjective " John does all the fucking work". As an Adverb enhancing an Adjective "She's Fucking Beautiful" Or simply as a word "Absolute fuckinglutly, or fucking credible". Aggression "Don't Fuck with me buddy!". Inquiry " Who the Fuck is that". Dissatisfaction "I don't Fucking like what you are doing". It can mean anything from pain, pleasure or love.How can one feel offended when one uses such a word which has a multipurpose application.Say this unique word loudly and proudly . "FUCK YOU!"

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Prison Break Addiction

Hey There, I know you guys will know enough about Prison Break the Action Packed serial. This serial has become like an Alcohol Addiction ! Damn it It all started with Isaac, My Old college buddy sharing this info with me. I was also watching this television series, 24. However , i decided to start Prison Break... That's It! End Of Story Man.. I am a victim now. I don't regret it for sure. This keeps me entertained after all the shitty work that i do in the Office.

Season 1 i should say is my Favorite, Next would be Season 4. Damn , The Direction , screenplay, and the Characters are amazing! To start off Micheal Scofield. A Structural Engineer From Illinois. Scofield, breaks out his elder brother Lincoln Burrows from prison for a crime/murder that Lincoln dint commit. I just completed season 1 and started the discussion with my colleague Narma. He seemed excited and thrilled. The irony is that, Narma has a friend by name Gopal. He Got the entire collection from him, started watching and completed the entire 4 seasons before me! damn it! He was really crazy and fast. After all this we discuss the story with Sravan another colleague of mine. The interesting/ flip side of the story is Sravan is an addict now. He watches Prison break even at office! We are in fact on the hunt to addict more people ;) Its something like a religion conversion mission. A bunch of psycho paths ha ha ha...

Ok. Let me get back to the story. DB Cooper, A old guy who reveals a secret about a $5 Million Name's Charles, is a classic. Just like Morgan Freeman in Shawshanks Redemption. Unfortunately he doesn't make it there. Man i love this Character T Bag. He's one hell of a Son of a B**** . I mean the way hes got into the character simply amazes me! Sucre a portaerican ass is always scary as a bumble bee. I mean he's scared most of the times. Scofield shields him all the time. I'd put it this way hes like scofields best buddy. When they get out of prison and try to leave to Mexico, this FBI Agent named Alex Mahone comes in the game! Damn this guy is a character! There's a Dialogue spoken by Mahone "I ve arrested rapists, murderers, and Ex- Millitary. But a Structural Engineer from Illinois got to me " you know why ? "He Stopped Running". The reason why i am an addict to this serial is simply because of the punchlines and dialogues delivered.

Oh i forgot there's a babe in the serial her name's Gretchen ( Real name Jodi Lyn O'Keef ). She's simply outstanding . B^2 i'd say Bitchy and Beautiful. hoof she is a babe . Believe it or not , she's got some amazing attacking and fighting skills. Oh Oh there's Another babe, Sara Tancrady Micheal Scofield's Love ;) They Fell in love in a prison that was hilarious ! ooooh hooooo hooooo. Any way let me get back to the addiction part. Last but not the least i simply like the way the get to Scylla. Oh yeah i forgot to explain what Scylla is and who's behind it. Yeah there is a group called " The COMPANY. Who are behind the entire setup of Lincoln Burrows reaching "Fox River" The Deadly prison. All the company has done till date is recoded in a project/ 6 different chips called Scylla. Damn you should see season 4. The way these guys get to Scylla is simply superb! I d end this blog for now by saying Prison Break is a must watch. I we could addict at least 15/30 ppl in team you can imagine!

Recent Addicts to this Serial::

Bhabani Shanker Pradhan

Pratap Unnava

Rishi Raj Shrivastava. The List goes on...

One Day At Metalink!

This Article will remain close to my heart, as i enter the dream company of my life. For that matter any Oracle DBA would want to. I will talk about how a day is spent in Oracle Support (Metalink) as its otherwise called. The day begins at 7.00 Am in India. Throughout this article/blog you will enjoy all funny things that happen inside this office! Metalink is a place like a call center, not exactly a call center but a product support center.Customers of ORACLE log service request's via metalink an online portal. You must be knowing http://metalink.com is the wesite. The above screen that you see is the one the one that customer's( the ones who sign our paycheques) use to do all activities with no other options left! Ha Ha Ha...

Well, It all begins like this... At 7.00 Am IST (Indian Stretched Time )the Office begin people are all set to come in at the stretched time 8.00 or 8.30 AM it includes me ;) Before our shift is the OZ ki Teezi shift. U know what i mean mate;) These guys are extremely mean. They always wanna wait for escalations etc.. Engineer not @ Desk. Called engineer, no response in chat blah blah blah... What Next? Arey Sev 1 Yaar... You know what that mean's God Just gifted you with a baby boy! No i m kidding guys. Severity 1 SR in your Q. Call's to Someone on the other side of the globe. Gaalis from a person whom u've never met, and gyan from your manager for no mistakes of yours. on top of it u have some piece of s***called fatmatrix. Ladda mileaga was the dialogue used by one of my neighbours(Also called Baavle) Trust me i don't know what that means. Chalo guys kaa pee ke aathe hai says another neighbour of mine. This guy's second name is Government!ya can u beat that! Hey i ll come in 5 minutes yaar sev1 aagya is the usaual statement that i utter in mild tone.

Oye Caty chal, OB says promptly. Tu Chal mein aatha hoon. Dei Kelavi piya (Hey u old Ass). This time i m forced to go. Thale, ARE, The laughing machine(AS2) and I are the ones in the company. Eating Breakfast, bitching about the guy in the other part of the world, and about the so called people who manage us. While this is over thale says "Oru Game Podalam" (Let's play snook for a while). Aiyoo i have sev1 i sulk as usual. So everybody has sev1 AS2 has to say promptly .Customers can wait man was his usual statement.Back to work. Ah ! i forgot amidst all this drama there is person called CTC in every team( Bechara, Does social service and get's his A** F***** for no reason.) The saddest job one could ever get on Earth is not Begging trust me its CTC. Ok the day moves on slowly. Ping pongs here and there. People on the other side of the world scolding you on what we handle called Service Requests!

Thale comes into my cubicle, sir come lets go for a tender coconut break. Yeah lets go. Break time. Some more bitching and general talks. Thanks to the so called thing called tobacco. We could like talk for hours on it. It reminds me of the nursery rhyme "Some like it hot, some like it cold". Hot referring to ciggarate n cold referring to manikchand ha ha ha. We work for some more time. Lunch time time it is. We watch some television in the Cafeteria of course our dirty mouths has to open and pass comments on all good looking chics in the office. Oh yeah when i say chics i gert reminded of a frustrated soul in my group Ho is his pet name like i call him ;) Hes always gives guest appearance, but you never know what this guy is capable of. I wish i had a girlfriend like her cha! The usual male dialogues. I often wonder what the females would talk about? In between this time frame of working on SR's and breaks you would have fought with a million guys for millions of reasons. At the end of the day you feel was all those things required? like a normal human. But then the devil inside you says Oh Hell yeah you did the right thing by screwing him :) After all the world is not such a friendly place.

After so much of halla, hungama guys 3.30 time to packup lets go home.No its time to go to the club. Khel kood ke aathe hai someone utters. Few people spend hours in the Gym. Few in the pool room. They come back work. This thing goes on and on and on. Its never ending story. The day goes one like that, discussions, meetings, gaalis, gyan, comments, bitching, trainings.unplanned Absenses, Queue , Backlogs, ARE, CTC, improvement ares, satmatrix what not. Corporate world is complex. But Life at Metalink is a mix of complexions and computations! if your calculation turns out right you win, if not you might loose. I'd like to end this post by saying "Opinion is like an asshole
every one has one"!

DISCLAIMER:: Do Not assume that do not work at all! The most occasions we really slog our asses out. Trust me this job is no joke.

Testimony::
This note might be unrelated to my post. More of a Testimony. I created an account with blogspot 5-6 months ago. well i dint know what to write and when to write. As its rightly said " There's a time for everything". Inspired by my friends Suresh and Abhishek. I decided to shamelessly adapt thier idea of blogging. And Trust me its the best way one could express his idea's and thoughts. There is no Boss here, You are your own boss! whatever you wirte is correct . Right or wrong people accept it.

Hoo La La Wonder La!

It was one fine Sunday morning and our team decides to take a trip to wonder la Some 25 Kms away form the city. Indeed a wonderful place. Me and Satya decided to take the bike on the highway. My new Fz16 was rocking the road:) Before we enter wonder la we while away some time outside because, we were before time for a change;) To be honest i never been on such rides in my life, i'd rather say i never dared to. May be its a question of whom you are with. I had the best of the COMPANY i should say. 4 of us Carthik, Narmadhan, Pratap and Sravan Decided to hang on as a group.It was almost like India preparing a war on Pakistan. Here we go. We decided to take a locker put in all our stuffs in. Mobile phones switched off, away from the noisy city Ah i felt what an amazing feeling.


The COMPANY starts of, we start with this RIDE called Drop Zone! Trust me man. I had my B**** in my mouth. Holy crap, all i did was close my eyes and the rest was history. First time on such a roller coaster ride, next is what was the question Sravan asks promptly. Mixer Says Pratap, Mixer it is. Mixer was a lot better, turns you upside down, truns you towards your side.For a change i open my eyes, ah after all its not that scary. Yeppie scobiee doobie doooo i felt. I felt as if i can fight death now ha ha ! Cool Now its time for something really scarier says Sravan. Maverick was the answer. Jesus, trust me on this and i am not making this up. It was scary as hell I almost felt hey, did i drop my body parts during the ride ;) We decided to take a break and go for the water rides.I felt a lot relaxed. We Hit this small car kind of thing that splashes into the water. We enjoyed this the most! y? We met a few good looking chics. Then we decided to hit the pool.



The water games were extreme fun. I loved it the most. After spending some time in the pool, we decided to go for this ride called "Water Pendulum" This is a unique water slide where riders move up and down like a pendulum in a wide U shaped slide before coming to a halt. One thing was common in all the water rides, the Dude Narma was shit scared and we would laugh our asses out :) while we were busy enjoying the rides, we suddenly realize that our tummy's are hungry. Time for some food... Okie we meet up with the team ,had food. Trust me the best ride after food is "Lazy River". We had fun here, we had few other folks like Omar Joining us here. To put it in simple terms , we were given one day of pure fun. The scariest of the water rides was "The Vertical Fall". Who ever invented this is Brilliant. It's a slide where you would be sliding from a height of a 60 storied building at a speed of 40-50 Kmph. By the time you realize splash! you are in the waters ;) I throw a dare at Narma , dude come one do it, he wouldn't. Even if the girls are ready to go in this ride. Ha Ha...


Time for Dry rides again. We dress up, Pratp n Sravan hit this Ride Hurricane. Damn i said i wouldn't go. The next ride was even horrible its called Insanity It was really Insane. Pratap n Sravan would do this ride twice. Damn! i wanna be in it i said. I pull Narma into this. Trust me it was Mind blowing! The only thing that i could hear when i sat on this ride was Narma screaming Aiyooo Amaaa... he he Cos this ride would turn you up and down in 8 different angles. For a change it was nice to see the flip side of the world beating Newton's Law of Gravity! Things are almost done. Time to pack up this was the saddest part. And one Day in wonder la is definitely not enough. Again Me and Satya took the Mysore road on my cool new bike. Hit the nice road. The bike was zooming and we had fun even on the return trip. And after all this we get back to business.